More Consumerism (Part 2)

I won't lie, this is cool. But really, you don't need things like this... but man, it would look cool on your work desk, right?

Motley Crue is shipping in October!! https://t.co/5K1hnr40jj

Only 3000 of each statue is made. Highly exclusive, limited edition collectibles. Each is hand-painted, numbered an a certificate of auth on the base. @MotleyCrue @NikkiSixx @MrTommyLand @thevinceneil #mickmars pic.twitter.com/GBUjCgCQxT

— KnuckleBonz (@KnuckleBonz) September 18, 2018

Comments

[Metalboy!]

Now THIS is SO much cooler than ANYTHING Brett Mindless has ever slapped his name on.

Though a $159 a pop is a little steep, I would still consider splurging for the one of Mick Mars. His is totally killin’ if compared to the rest. I mean, Nikki’s Hair and bass is cool and all and so are Tommy’s drums though his hair is a little flat, plus Vince isn’t very conVINCEing looking.

But check out the biting scowl! Check out that Rock & Roll move they’ve posed him in! And just check out that guitar! Of the four, Mick is the most bada*s!!!

p.s. They should also put

[Metalboy!]

Correction: $149.00 per action figure, not $159.00, as I mistakenly stated in my previous comments.

[Him]

I concur, Metalboy! They got Mars down fairly well. Lee looks odd (though you get the drum set up). Sixx looks close. Vince, well, Vince looks better than Vince does these days. But that price is a bit steep to me. I can't fathom shelling out close to $600 for all of these. But, again, you are right, Metalboy! I might consider Mars. He would look good next to my Simmons bust and all those Thomas Kinkade plates I own.

This line of PR twaddle had me laughing: "highly exclusive." Oh my. Really? What metric is used to assign that label to this release? I get it. Got to sell stuff. But you scap that line and the release sounds a whole lot better.

[Metalboy!]

Indeed, HIM ...

Doh! What the h*ll was I thinking not completing the following in my first comments?! ...

“p.s. They should also put ...”

What I meant to say before I posted my comments is ...

p.s. They should also put one out of Mars the way he looks now. And I fon’t Mean that in jest. To me, he looks equally bada*s, but in a different way, now than he did back in Crüe’s heyday!