Archive and Search
Login

 

 

Entries from November 1, 2007 - November 30, 2007

Friday
Nov232007

Black Friday Madness

Since yesterday's list of real turkeys seemed to ruffle some feathers, I thought I might as well stir the pot a little more. In America, today is known as "Black Friday." It's one of the biggest shopping days of the year, signaling the start of the holiday spending season.

Instead of negative, we'll swing back positive and create a ten song playlist to stay motivated in the shopping frenzy. Without further adieu, here's my picks for the ten Metal tunes with the quickest tempo to keep you fighting all the way to the cash registers.

10. Dr. Feelgood - Motley Crue from the album of the same name
 9. Runnin' with the Devil - Van Halen from their self-titled debut
 8. Bitch is Back - L.A. Guns from the self-titled debut
 7. Queen Obscene/69 Shots - Crashdiet from the album Rest in Sleaze
 
6. Peace Sells - Megadeth from the album Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?
 5. Scream & Shout - Dirty Penny from the self-titled debut
 4. Enemy in Me - Vains of Jenna from the album Viva La Bands Vol. II
 3. Fuel - Metallica from the album Reload
 
2. Creepshow - Skid Row from the album Slave to the Grind
 1. Unholy Confessions - Avenged Sevenfold from the album Waking the Fallen

 So, do you agree that this list offers the best in speed, best in bass, best in vibrato? If not, tell me why and feel free to create your own shopping playlist. Good luck out there - I'm hitting the stores at 4 a.m.!

Thursday
Nov222007

A Turkey of a Bad Song

turkey.jpgIt's Thanksgiving, and today I'd like you to feast on some truly tough meat. Yep, a very special countdown of the worst Glam Metal songs of all time. Remember lists such as this one are highly personal, so I can't wait for feedback.

 Here's some turkeys (in no real order):

 

 

10.  (You Want to) Make a Memory - Bon Jovi  from the album Lost Highway
  9. Up for Breakfast - Van Halen from the album Best of Both Worlds
  8. Beth - KISS from the album Destroyer
  7. When the Children Cry - White Lion from the album Pride
  6. Frehley's Comet (yes, the whole album!) - Ace Frehley
  5. Honestly - Stryper from the album To Hell with the Devil
  4. Balls to the Wall - Accept from the album of the same name
  3. Since I Don't Have You - Guns n' Roses from the album The Spaghetti Incident
  2. Into the Fire - Dokken from the album  Tooth and Nail
  1. Goodbye - Def Leppard from the album Euphoria


So, what do you think of these selections? Did I include one of your favorite songs of my list on bad tunes? Be sure to tell me your list of 10 worst glam songs.

Wednesday
Nov212007

Book Review: Slash

Just over three weeks ago, Saul Hudson (along with rock journalist Anthony Bozza) released Slash via Harper Collins. While not as good as Motley Crue’s The Dirt or even The Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx, Slash presents a fairly clear picture of life during the rise – and fall – of Guns n’ Roses.

Highlights of the book include learning about Slash’s unique upbringing. The guitarist didn’t begin acting out until his parents divorced. After stability was ripped from Slash, he chose a path of destructive behavior that has followed him for most of his life.

Some of the stories of debauchery are funny, but some clearly edited. While The Dirt just lets it all hang out, it’s pretty clear Slash was reserving some details and protecting identities. Many names are changed, or simply omitted. Major stories are scaled back into small paragraphs, which I found more than a little surprising.

The early workings of Guns n’ Roses are widely documented but still make for an interesting read. The planets aligned when Slash met the rest of the men that would go on to record Appetite for Destruction – and he admits as much. It is refreshing to know that such an iconic musician realizes his role in cultural history – and the rarity of his experiences.

While it’s great to read about the beginnings of the band, it seems like not enough time is spent on the actual Appetite recording sessions. Of course, that was the easy time during GnR history. I love reading about mega bands who scrapped in their beginnings. The stories of poverty and living (and rehearsing) in a storage unit are worth the price of the book alone. I never knew Axl Rose and Slash met keyboardist Dizzy Reed at the same storage unit complex. This gives me a whole new respect for Hookers n’ Blow (well, the band at least).

As the book moves forward, Slash (and therefore Bozza) do their best to convey the immense dysfunction within Guns n’ Roses. I’m not sure Slash really tells the entire story. For the most part, our favorite guitarist defends Axl while tearing him down. One page will explain how Axl is ruining the band, the next says something to the effect of “but I’m sure Axl has his own very valid rundown of events.” Is this music double-speak? Probably. While I’m sure Slash honestly wants to paint events as clearly as he can remember, it’s always easy to see that he is trying desperately not to enrage Axl. Even years after leaving Guns n’ Roses, Slash mentions on several occasions that others “can’t talk shit about Axl.” He feels he’s earned that right, but only because he worked with the moody frontman for so long.

Then there’s the women and drugs. As with all good rock n’ roll stories, there are tales of parties and debauchery on every page. Not of that lifestyle, it’s hard for me to completely comprehend but it’s an understatement to say that Slash has lived a crazy existence.

There are completely asinine moments in the book as well. Toward the end of the biography is a picture of Slash with his wife Perla and their two sons on a Disney cruise. I mean, seriously. Can you imagine having breakfast with the characters and realize that Slash is sipping coffee with Micky? Give me a break.

Of course, there is life after Guns n’ Roses, and that means Slash spends time talking about his Snakepit records and current work with Velvet Revolver. While both are interesting, Slash surprisingly spends little time discussing the shift in the record business by the mid-nineties. He makes mention of the changes, but doesn’t go into great detail, which I find a little disappointing.

Sadly, this first edition includes a lot of grammatical errors. I’m sure they’ll be cleaned up by the time to book goes to paperback. Still, Fred Coury of Cinderella suddenly becomes “Curry,” Zakk Wylde becomes “Wyld” and there are all sorts of misplaced words and punctuation. The good news is that the book contains several nice color performance shots of Slash throughout his life and career.

If you’re a big fan of 80s rock music – and therefore cultural history – then you definitely need to read Slash. It’s worth the hardback price, and I bet you’ll be able to find a copy on sale this holiday season.

Tuesday
Nov202007

Krokus, Vixen...at Rocklahoma

Ok, so apparently ten seconds after I called the Rock Fever offices yesterday, a radio DJ (for KMOD) announced that Krokus would be playing Rocklahoma 2008. An erstwhile tipster also pointed out that Vixen is listed on Pollstar as playing the Rocklahoma Festival in 2008. Looks like these are your first two bands, kids.

Tuesday
Nov202007

Aerosmith Live: Woodstock '94

woodstock94.jpgI've just been wiped out recently. I mean, downright tired. Instead of working on other projects, I ended up watching Aerosmith's Woodstock '94 performance.

Man, I remember watching that gigantic music festival from my little bedroom T.V. Woodstock '94 was held in August to commemorate the 25th anniversary of Woodstock. I remember everything about Aerosmith's fantastic performance that night: it was pouring down rain, but that didn't stop my boys from blowing the younger bands out of the water (yes, pun intended). I was so mad at my parents...I wanted to go to Woodstock '94 bad. I think I literally twitched as I watched the thousands of other people in attendance have an awesome time. I was about 15 during the festival, so I obviously couldn't go alone.

Man, it seemed like everyone knew about Woodstock '94. That was in the days where MTV still played music...and still promoted at least some bands. Pepsi was a gigantic sponsor...I'm sure they ponied up the cash to have the festival broadcast on MTV.

All I know is that I spent the entire festival in my bedroom, staring at my television, and damning my youth. Maybe that's why I'm rabid about concerts now? I don't worry about the money anymore, I'll be damned if I miss a life-changing experience over something as petty as cash (hey, another pun!).

Anyway, Aerosmith performed a lengthy set during Woodstock '94. Here's the song list:

Eat the Rich
Toys in the Attic
Fever
Joe Perry Solo
Draw the Line/F.I.N.E. extended jam
Rag Doll
Cryin'
Crazy
Monkey On My Back
Mama Kin
Shut Up and Dance
Stop Messin' Around
Walk On Down
Janie's Got A Gun
Love In An Elevator
Dude (Looks Like a Lady)
Sweet Emotion
Come Together
'Livin On the Edge
Walk This Way

Of course, I was familiar with every Aerosmith song. I couldn't help wondering then (as I do now) if the young people in the crowd recognize the older songs and their immense importance on American rock music and cultural landscape. After all, 98% of glam bands I write about here are largely influenced by Aerosmith -- just as new bands are today. They ain't America's greatest rock n' roll band for nothing.

 

 

 

Monday
Nov192007

Rocklahoma Predictions

rocklahomalogo.jpgThere are 234 days until Rocklahoma 2008. While ticket prices have already gone up, and the front VIP section is nearly sold-out...without a single band announcement! I just called Rock Fever, and the receptionist told me those bands will be announced the beginning of next month. My assumption is that the announcement will be much like last year: a few trickles here and there, right up until July 2008.

That's fine with me: the announcements give me something to look forward to and to write about.

At any rate, here are my official predications for Rocklahoma 2008. We'll see how many I get correct.

Whitesnake (headliner)
Iron Maiden (headliner)
Def Leppard (headliner)
Poison
Gypsy Pistoleros
Steelheart
Britny Fox
Pretty Boy Floyd (a reunited, original line-up)
Jet Boy
Vains of Jenna
Sweet FA
Firehouse
Fastway
Saigon Kick
Sebastian Bach

Some of these are givens (Steelheart, Gypsy Pistoleros), others are out of left field (Saigon Kick, Sweet FA, Iron Maiden).

Would you pay $325 for this line-up? Remember, more than 30 bands perform over the four day festival. While organizers hope to bring all new bands for 2008, I will guarantee a handful of repeats right here, right now. In my own world, I'd love to see Aerosmith and Motley Crue (with Tommy Lee on drums), but I'd say both these very expensive bands are just wishful thinking.

So, what are your Rocklahoma 2008 predictions?

Remember, you can check out the website and buy tickets at www.rockfeverfest.com

 

Saturday
Nov172007

PBF: More Rumors

prettyboyfloyd_logo.jpgAs usual, there's something brewing in Pretty Boy Floyd land. Is a reunion with the original members (you know, the Leather Boyz with Electric Toyz) line-up in the works?

Sources tell me...yes. More suspect? Original PBF guitarist Kristy Majors owns Artists Worldwide. Pretty Boy Floyd has suddenly appeared on their roster (www.artists-worldwide.com).

I interviewed Kristy very recently (please see "Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll") and he denied a reunion possibility. I guess we'll see.