Joe Perry Rocks Baked Beans

My mom emailed me days ago and said she saw Joe Perry on the show Home & Family. He was making baked beans and talking about his new book. I didn't think much of it. After all, I'm at work when talk shows are on... so I was so pleased to see the clip pop up online. Who knew you could put so much crap into baked beans?!

Comments

[Him]

Joe Perry?!!? Phew. I thought that was a slightly washed-out Della Reese, back from the dead and baking beans that are so good you could swear they were . . . wait for it . . . touched by an angel. Wait, what? Reese isn't dead? Okay, scratch that.

Seriously, though, both Perry and Tyler (now in his "don't feed them after midnight" stage of life) seemed to get hit by the quick-aging stick (see: Robert Redford; Clint Eastwood). Their attempts to chase trends and write turgid pop tunes seems to have engendered a Reverso Curse of Dorian Gray: failed attempts to stay young (and relevant and amicable and balanced) musically have aged them dramatically.

Next up: the Mama Kin Cafe, serving Kramer's . . . oh wait, that is also true:

http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/aerosmith-drummer-to-debut-first-joey-kramers-rockin-roastin-cafe/

Twilight of the Idols (see my previous post), indeed.

[Metalboy!]

Hahaha!!!, HIM! Once again, ya got me cryin' mercury tears of laughter!

I don't even have to play this now, though I will after this.

Della Reese, indeed! Hahaha!!! Oh, the torture. I don't even know why Perry even needs to bother with all this, though I do get the whole baked beans thing since he's from Boston.

Still, I wouldn't necessarily want to stick around for what could potentially rival the campfire scene in "Blazzing Saddles".

[Metalboy!]

Ugh! Okay, I watched it... Summary: "It's smart to eat healthy, but... Doh!... Here comes the bacon!

[Metalboy!]

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[ColsCPA]

You all are very funny!

[Gary]

Him & MB. LMFAO!