Lessons From Bret Michaels

Today, uncle Bret teaches us how to destroy other people's property. Also known as hotel rooms. You can't make this up.

Happy Saturday, ya'll!

Comments

[Metalboy!]

The idea that Bret Michaels would wax poetic about smashing up hotel rooms somehow seems inauthentic but I'll assume all of this occurred before he became Bret Michaels, Inc., and happened during his POISON years when he was a real Rock and Roller.

I live in Orlando and can totally understand if location was a factor in causing him to have his most epic hotel room demolition occur there.

I also find it amusing who his partner in crime was in carrying out said demolition. I won't spoil it by mentioning him by name in case there are other readers like me who, I must confess, occasionally comment on a video Al posts without watching it.

Watch it, no matter how sick this guy makes you feel, to learn (1) Who it is he destroyed the Orlando hotel room with and (2) To hear just how thick a Mechanicsville, Pennsylvania (4 hours, 20 minutes from Pittsburgh) accent is, which, by the way, interestingly sounds Baltimorean.

How this guy became a Rhinestone Cowboy, I'll never know, except for the Rhinestone part, of course.

[Kevon]

Whatever, he pays for the damage and creates jobs for others!

[Gary]

If that partner in crime was involved in that ultimate room trashing,you KNOW that was one epic Super Bowl party! Lmfao. And MB is correct about Mechanicsville PA,where Bret Michaels inc. grew up,as it is literally about 50 minutes South of my homestead. Lol.

[Kenny Ozz]

Can we PLEASE stop with all the useless bandanna boy stories? Guy sucks!!!!

[Dj]

Wanting to have a good time is cool. But bragging about the stories seems a little like a "try hard" attitude into being a bad boy. I love Poison, but Bret is cheesy as hell. It makes me sick.

[Metalboy!]

Oh, and Gary, yeah, I should know what a Baltimore or Philly or, now apparently, a Mechanicsville accent sounds like. I'm from Annapolis, the state capital of Maryland, which is about 25 minutes from Baltimore!

[Metalboy!]

All the guys from KIX talk like him, but that's where the similarity ends, since he's such a poseur oompared to their realness!