Rage Against The Machine Reunites!

One of the best metal bands of all time has reunited! Rage Against The Machine is back with a tiny handful of shows. So far the dates are:
Mar. 26 - El Paso, TX
Mar. 28 - Las Cruces, NM⠀⠀⠀
Mar. 30 - Phoenix, AZ⠀
Apr. 10 - Indio, CA (Coachella)⠀⠀⠀⠀
Apr. 17 - Indio, CA (Coachella)
I have no expectation of being able to see any of these shows. They will sell out crazy fast and ticket prices will be high. I will hope for more dates and maybe one closer to me. We'll see I guess.
Yes...it's true...2020...👊pic.twitter.com/8V7juth2Wt
— RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (@RATM) November 1, 2019
Reader Comments (13)
Oh. Those guys. The one with the guitar strings all kittywampus and the other with his brave stance in support of the Shining Path. Oh wait, the other guy makes lemonade. And there is one more. I think.
Only silver lining: maybe Chuck can get back to doing what he is good at doing. But that would involve getting the guy back who was involved with Jeep Beets, not the one who was hawking NoI tomfoolery.
Tsk. Tsk. I am bordering on being political. Back to the cave, Him. Back to the cave!
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I couldn't do it. I wouldn't do it.
Despite whatever manager/agent I hired.
All publicity is not good publicity.
Just ask Aunt Becky or that desperate housewife.