Santa Claus Is Coming to Town!

Santa Claus is coming to town tonight, ya'll. I hope you're ready. We know Don Dokken is ready!

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[Him]

Santa (having just slid down the chimney, in a wounded and loud voice): "Where the hell are my cookies?"

Dokken (sitting in the dark near the Christmas tree, muttering silently): "In my dreams . . ."

End Scene.

[fletch]

ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, take a shower, roll a skinny, grab an 1/8 viagra and be merry!

[fletch]

well, santa claus just "came" to town instead.

[Metalboy!]

Hahaha!!!, HIM! Now that's comedy!

Fletch, seriously, you're gonna go there on Christmas Eve?

[fletch]

Hey, MB, I was also dreaming of a white chistmas..."where children listen..." But, I don't always get what I want. With 5 children, I'm lucky that I get to request it at all.

Besides, when else, but on CE, should I ask for my wish list and be a little naughty than on a site known as bring back glam? There is room for a little naughty on santa's nice list, too. I could even ask you the same question, MB...really, MB...on Christmas Eve?

But, I am not sure what your objecting to; the fact that I used a euphamism for orgasm, pined for a skinny, take viagra or drank rum and listened to jimmy buffett instead of drinking jack daniels and listening to van halen!

[fletch]

...and at this age and with this amount of stress, if I had a skinny, I wouldn't need viagra. Another reason the AMA wants to shut us up.

[Metalboy!]

Seriously, Jimmy Buffet and Viagra? What a lethal combination. However, count your blessings -- all five...

Wishing You and Yours All the Best this Holiday Season!