Bret Michaels Launches Holiday Promotion

You knew I just had to share this. Be sure to get all your Bret Michaels inspired candles, dog clothes, perfumes and more at a big discount. Happy Holidays!

December promotion - Orders $35 and over will receive a special CD edition of the upcoming Bret Michaels & Jorja Bleu single, UNBROKEN. CDs will ship in conjunction with 2019 single release. #unbroken #newmusic #bretmichaels #jorjableu https://t.co/bzUlmaxkjN for more info. pic.twitter.com/oC653SQAIh

— Bret Michaels (@bretmichaels) December 3, 2018

Comments

[Metalboy!]

“The Last Day to Order Guitars, Cologne and Fragrance” ...

I wonder what’s sh*ttier — The guitar or the smell of his cheap-a*s perfume?! And one guess why he needs a few extra days to “fill” your cologne or fragrance order.

I’ll see my last day on earth before I ever buy any of his crap!

[Shawn]

Dilly Dilly Metalboy! I made the huge mistake of attending one of BM's show's recently - what a waste of money - 9 songs including two covers - show started late and ended early - played maybe 45 minutes - The whole time he kept saying - "we have no where to be were here to play for you" - What a poser - money grabbing bitch ass punk :) ... Done with Brett - Really feel for C.C. Bobby and Ricky.

[Metalboy!]

Well, Shawn, if it really is you (as I’ve seen some imposter comments lately), Michaels is TOLERABLE in POISON ...

It’s not just his own overblown narcissism but also his sh*tty Country Rock solo/cover band providing him a thoroughly mediocre platform to do his Gawdawful solo half-as*ed good ol’ country boy schtick, that makes the experience of going to one of his shows so horrible.*

*Apologies for the run on sentence above. I’m too lazy, like Michaels is too lazy to concentrate on POISON, to bother fixing it.

[Bkallday]

Yeah it's not just his solo crap either. Poison is the same way. Covers, 3 solos, maybe 3 classic poison songs and a bunch of sappy shit.

[Gary]

Sorry Bret. Not this year. This guy's going in hot on some Gene Simmon$ commemorative Kiss underwear (skid marks extra $$) , along with (insert bands name here) Greatest Hits, commemorative box set,Volume 3, which contains 37 songs you already own on 9 different releases (remastered), along with never before released recording of (insert bands name here) vocalist snorting blow in the background while the bass player tunes up and the drummer argues with his girlfriend......🤘

[Shawn]

Hey MB that was the real ,me - Gary love your analogy..............

[Metalboy!]

Hallelujah, Shawn! I think I was skeptical it was you because I find it so hard to believe you would have been as dumb as me to actually wind up sitting through one of his sh*ta*s concerts.

In my case, I stupidly caught his show because he was headlining M3 when I should have quit while I was ahead left BEFORE he went on stage after WASP, Twisted Sister and Steelheart, among others.

But the only one more stupid than us is Michaels himself, as he’s too blinded by his own ego to realize just how inconsequential he is without C.C., Bobby and Rikki!!!

[Him]

I share almost all of the scorn on here for ole Horse Hair. But someone is buying his stuff. And some people are not mistakenly showing up only to regret it later. He has a fan-base that befuddles me. Then again, he is rich. So what do I know?

I still remain on in the middle when it comes to Poison. I like some of their stuff. But I feel for the other three guys. They are basically prisoners to his whims. And so, too, are the fans.

[Shawn]

MB my wife bought the tickets as a surprise so I can't complain too much although she was thoroughly disappointed - and quite shocked at the blatant cash grab. HIM I don't get it why he is able to sustain himself.

If you look back at the song writing from the first three Poison records - you see growth and talent but nothing in the last 20 years compares, so what gives - where there ghost writers? Where did the song writing ability go? It makes me question because Bret has a couple of decent songs and he doesn't even play them as a solo artist. Riding Against the Wind is the song I was thinking of but he doesn't even attempt any of those...