Friday
Dec072018
2019 M3 Rock Fest Lineup Released

For the first time ever, M3 Rock Festival will be three days. The fest is set for May 3,4,5 in Columbia, Maryland. Whitesnake will headline. I question the need for three days. Quite frankly that seems like overkill unless more bands are being added, and that is the rumor right now. Looks like there will be just one stage this year. Tickets go on sale later this month.
Reader Comments (17)
Unless, of course, that horsesh*t of a band winds up on the bill anyway. They are SO horrible, I would rather laff my a*s off at Steve Riley’s L.A. Guns novelty act than see those clowns!
p.s. Funny Gary strikes again!!!, as opposed to the NOT funny one. You’re killin’ me as usual, boy!!!
It just occurred to me what the h*ll’s going on with Steve Riley’s latest foray into Hair Metal Blunderdom...
Though Riley is the culprit, the idiot we really have to blame for all this is Frankie Banali, the poseur who started it all when he formed a scab version of Quiet Riot with no original members (he isn’t one either) to make a couple bucks on The Hair Metal Chittlin’ Circuit (and M3 has become the de facto most high profile stop on said circuit with the transmogrification of Rock on the Range into Sonic Temple).
Yet there are two other Metal Miscreants contributing to this latest delusion of grandeur by a drummer calculating to head up a Hair Metal band — Ladies and Gents, I give you the two and not only Steven Adler and Bobby Blotzer, the former jettisoned from Guns N’ Roses to eventually formed Adler’s Appetite (who are actually not too bad) and the latter, fondly known as Blotz, who toured briefly with his own version of RATT until the other RATTs shut his lard a*s down.
Let’s face it, these guys ain’t exactly legend ,Gene Krupa or notable stylist, Buddy Rich, who both headed up their own bands during The Big Band Era.
Riley is kidding himself, just like the rest of these clowns, to think this is gonna last beyond buying himself a couple of steaks at Sizzler as he takes his snake oil show out on the road, pissing off witless promoters, shocked club owners and clueless fans in his wake until Lewis and Guns might be able to scrape enough dough together to slap him with an injunction.
They’re as boring as your trolling, Jackie TT
Carson’s right and you are a true blooded Gorky Park fan! Yee-Haw, ya Hair Metal Yankneck!
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