Thursday
Mar012018
This Seems... Excessive

Rock Iconz has created new Guns n' Roses statues (well, for about half the original band) featuring Axl Rose, Duff McKagan and Slash. These little statues are rare and cost an eye-popping $375 for the set. I have no idea why someone would need (ok, no one needs this stuff) or want this, but you can pre-order now. I'll admit the detail is very impressive. They are about 8.5 inches tall, so not full scale by any measure.
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Oh wait. back in like 2000, I did purchase all 4 Kiss Supertar Signature Big Head Figures and a Kiss Neon Light with just the letters like they do in concert from Spencers Gifts clearance aisle. But that total ran me $50 :)
. . . and the DJ Ashba one comes with a detachable mini-Slash hat.
If I had money to burn (which I don’t), I would get the Slash one and build an indoor atrium with an exact replica of the cliff from the “November Rain” video to perch him on and have a flaming 1966 Hertz Cobra Mustang (or whatever the h*ll it is he was driving) at the bottom.
I’m also thinking the Vince Neal Happy Meal could be a huge cash cow (see what I did there) for McDonalds. You’d get a Big Mac, large fries,a Vince figurine ( think Jabba the hut in a denim vest), 2 cholesterol pills,and a restraining order from your girlfriend...