This Is My Favorite MetalSucks Article Ever

Seriously, just click the tweet below to read a great article from MetalSucks.net. I would have written the same article myself, except I didn't want to upset my mom. Plus, I am a lady, after all. 

The comments section over at MetalSucks is full of self-important wankers who think they know more about disease than Dr. Anthony Fauci, becuase "liberty' and "boredom." Boy howdy the next couple of months in this country are going to be wild. 

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— MetalSucks (@metalsucks) May 1, 2020

Comments

[Metalboy!]

F*cking hilarious!

[crued]

@Metalboy!,@Him I know I know this might not be your fave Genre but I really want your opinions on this vid. I found it freaking awesome! it's current and Ray Luzier is beast. please watch the whole thing. I know I'm gonna get crucified for this post but oh well. btw I have tickets for this show with faith no more in August.... hopefully it won't get canceled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zywt3HXAO5M&list=FLZD6skETk7ev5qH1vwfgVYQ&index=2&t=0s

[crued]

found this companion song to my concert with korn and faith no more that will get stuck in your head totally 80's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7YhgmWpby8

[Gogmagog]

Well, the Cincinnati Reds are refunding money for games scheduled from March through the end of May. It's a start ...

https://www.mlb.com/reds/news/reds-announce-ticket-refund-policy

[Shawn]

And I thought my vocabulary was doomed only to find I will F*ucking survive. Hillarious and totally agree with the article.

[Metalboy!]

75 F-Bombs

[Him]

When you are right, you are right.

Not knowing when to stop with your parlor trick expletive dance? That comes with time. I assume Axl Rosenberg (either Ben Umanov or Matthew Goldenberg, not that it matters given that I use a pen name here) has not read a lot of George Orwell, Jonathan Swift, or George Carlin. Heck, even Lenny Bruce. You spike the ball when you do it once, maybe twice, perhaps a few more times. The ball loses air when all you do is stab it with a knife.

Then again, that is why I prefer this site to others. Less is often more (said the guy who can't keep his messages to one or two sentences).