Do You Think The Owner's Love Poison?

HGTV posted this kitchen last night... asking for fans to describe it in 3 words on less. Those three words are, of course, "bring back glam!"

I feel like the owners of this house have to love the band Poison. That green (and pink!) are undeniable. I love it. Then again, I love modern design. The cabinets and bar stools are lit.

Comments

[Him]

Perchance they love Poison (I mean, who doesn't? Right?). But my take is that they love the B-52's . . . and smudges!

I mean, there is nothing wrong with blowing your money on DayGlo laminate and cheap chic (if something says "Wayfair, you got just what I need" it is those stools!). It's as if Halston (why not nod to Netflix?) took acid and made IKEA do his bidding (in a bad way).

And imagine reselling this place. Nice pocket doors. Lots of light. Oh, the kitchen? Did I mention the three bathrooms?

At least the kitchen has the requisite Trader Joe's orchid and a creepy skeleton-20's-flapper-girl statuette. That really seals the deal. And I can imagine the news report: "Well, they seemed normal . . . except for their kitchen!"

My real question: why only 11 apples? What happened to the last one? Did it jump, roll past all the framed fruit art, and make a dash for a normal person's home? If so, godspeed, apple. Godspeed.

[stu]

it looks like a kitchen from “the sims” games.